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br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

mockingsay:

on the dick like

mockingsay:

on the dick like

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

sometimes things are tough but look at this bun

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cindysuen:

I like cats. In video form here.
As a tapestry story here if you like to tap!
Info partly based on Wikipedia’s Cat Communication page.

Is this weird or is it just me?

tensioned:

tensioned:

someone come cuddle and watch netflix with me

or we could just have sex i mean hey im down for anything

docwithtardisfez:

75p07:

inquisitivebibliophile:

Before: Dinner with the family.
After: Arthur and the knights stopped by and need a place to hang.

Ok I watched this for about 5 minutes.

I want one.

docwithtardisfez:

75p07:

inquisitivebibliophile:

Before: Dinner with the family.

After: Arthur and the knights stopped by and need a place to hang.

Ok I watched this for about 5 minutes.

I want one.